At work?? You wanna know what's going on there???? HA!!!
This is my shift....
Coconut - is in whatever mood everyone else is in, overly dramatic, always sick, with a kid that's always sick.
Dispatch Diva - well, in HER universe the world just revolves around her and she shoots sunshine out of her ass.... yeah, not so much.
NN - she's the nice one, with a husband like mine... bless her heart.
and then there is me...
We've had our little dispatch world completely turned upside down. A new CAD system and construction that will make our Comm center larger. This is really starting to show peoples faults... and this shit is funny!!!!
Coconut can't do Pro QA to save her life, let alone anyone elses....
Diva just sucks, period, nothing further to add here.... ok, maybe just this...
Dear Diva,
I know you think because you have been here longer than anyone on this shift that you are just the best thing to hit this Comm Center, well... guess what sister... YOU.ARE.WRONG!!!! I can run circles around you and your shitty dispatching, you wanna know why we keep stepping on your toes and you "just aren't given the opportunity to learn and do it" yourself?? Because by the time you get it done everyone will already be on scene and we are TIRED of waiting for you to pull your head out of your ass and get shit done!!!!!
THAT is all.