It's getting dark in south Texas, heat wave in effect, and idiots in abundance!
911: Do you need police,fire or EMS?
Caller: yeah, um, I know the city has banned fire works, and wont have the fire works show this year, but uh... can we have a roman candle fight on the street? Cause the pavement wont catch fire....right??
911: Seriously? No,sir. FIREWORKS ARE BANNED IN THE CITY!!!